With idiots like these on IRC.. who needs comedies?

Uneedcash: you want work part time?
me: as?
Uneedcash: secretary at oub bank
me: oh? how come they didnt advertise in the classifieds?
Uneedcash: that's because i'm the boss
me: what's the boss doing chatting in IRC when he's to set a good example to his other workers?
Uneedcash: i juz looking for my personal secretary
me: is she lost?
Uneedcash: i juz looking for a personal secretary
me: ah..
me: personal as in?
Uneedcash: work for n under me
Uneedcash: if i advertise then i got a lot of applicants
me: and what jobs is she supposed to do?
Uneedcash: r u openminded
me: isnt getting a lot of applicants good?
Uneedcash: 2 me is waste of time
Uneedcash: r u openminded
me: i see..
me: why do you want to know?
me: i'm not interested in being your "personal" secretary
Uneedcash: as secretary u need 2 b openminded
Uneedcash: ok thanx
me: maybe you shouldnt call it secretary
me: maybe you should just call it sex partner/mistress
me: so people dont get confuse.. =)

Hahaha.. I'm almost 20 for goodness sake. Who is he trying to kid? Liar liar pants on fire..
And I'm wondering.. What does open mindedness has to do with being a secretary? Any suggestions? And if one has that quality.. Does she have a higher chance of getting the job?